Romance It never took a hold on me Never taught me how to show The way I feel Last dance We do it every February You draw a line in the sand So I can break the deal I'm just a bad Valentine Wish I could get it right Written red in my calendar The pressure's building up around it But what can I do about it? I'm such a bad Valentine Wish I could get it right Every year it comes around But I just don't bring that special something To show that you're oh, so special, darling Cupid You make a real fool out of me Take your tribulations out on me And leave a broken heart I bet you feel real stupid Now I'm telling the whole world you're dropping your duties To shoot these lovers With your poison darts I'm just a bad Valentine Wish I could get it right Written red in my calendar The pressure's building up around it But what can I do about it? I'm just a bad Valentine Wish I could get it right Every year it comes around But I just don't bring that special something To show that you're oh, so special, oh, so special darling Yes, you are A bad Valentine Such a bad Valentine Such a bad Valentine Just a bad Valentine Wish I could get it right Written red in my calendar The pressure's building up around it But what can I do about it? What can I do about it? I'm just a bad Valentine Wish I could get it right Every year it comes around But I just don't bring that special something To show that you're oh, so special, oh, so special darling I'm a bad Valentine Just a bad Valentine I'm just a bad Valentine Come on, boys Oh yeah Just a bad Valentine Well, I'm a bad Valentine