There's a first time for everything And everything is getting pulled over On a highway in Albany In a rental car on a Wednesday I apologised, and he let me go Told me, "Next time, move away or go slow" Kinda crossed a line for my ego Nearly lost my spine, I just wanna go home I just wanna go home Beat myself up nice and slow Punch the line in the throat I don't get the fucking joke It's not over 'til they meet the quota I don't get the fucking joke State trooper, uh, I hardly know her I don't get the fucking joke I just wanna go home Beat myself up nice and slow Punch the line in the throat I don't get the fucking joke