Em D C D Em D C B Em D C 1. Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,B and she's probably getting friskyEm D C right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause sheB can't shoot whiskeyEm D C B Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her howA B to shoot a combo and he don't knowC Em C Em R: That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive,C Em B carved my name into his leather seatC Em C Em I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,slashed a hole in all four tiresC B Em D C B And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. 2. Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karaoke Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo And he don't know R: That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,slashed a hole in all 4 tiresC B Em And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.G D C I might save a little trouble for the next girl,A B Cause the next time that he cheatsEm D C B Oh, you know it won't be on me!Em D C B Ohh...not on me R: That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little supped up four wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,slashed a hole in all 4 tiresC B A And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.C B Em D C B Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.Em D C B Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheatsEm Ohh...before he cheats