Think that I've become incurable 
A stool with a skirt could be possible 
Let me proceed I am hot as hell 
Don't go away jolie Mademoiselle 

Let yourself go 
Go down below 
You won't have this honour everyday 

She walked away, found me laughable 
My technique must be improvable 
Someone find me a charisma dealer 
An easy method of delicate humour 

Rotten luck 
Lost again 
Another night 
With Mr. Hand 

In the end 
Nobody goes unf**ked but me 
(Fuck me I'm famous) 
Everyone gets a ride for free but me 
(Fuck me I'm famous) 
You can't hurry love no you just have to wait 
But waiting for thirty years seems OK 
(I'm with the band) 
Nobody gets unf**ked but me 

"Man turns animal for the erotic pleasures of women... and men." 

Threatening would be unforgivable 
Drugging would be a poor spectacle 
Though the beast is howling to be fed 
Ain't got many choices to fill my bed 

Let yourself go 
Go down below 
You won't have this honour everyday 

This time it seemed to be feasible 
She smiled and said I was edible 
While undressing she swore she loved our songs 
So I showed her all my bass licks all night long 

Stuck up bitch 
She went away 
What's wrong with the girls today? 

In the end 
Nobody goes unf**ked but me 
(Fuck me I'm famous) 
Everyone gets a ride for free but me 
(Fuck me I'm famous) 
You can't hurry love no you just have to wait 
But waiting for thirty years seems OK 
(Where is my share?) 
Nobody gets unf**ked but me 

"The chase is better than the catch." 

The chase is better than the catch 
But catching nothing gets boring 
Everyone gets a ride for free but me 
Ain't I Fuckable?