So you're gonna save us, oh yeah 
By kissing babies 
You're on the TV, you bore us to death 
Your by-elections are a pain in the neck 
You carry cases and you sit on a bench 
Just like schoolboys

Our leaders, we must be crazy 
Our leaders, we're all crazy

Long holidays, oh yeah 
The old schoolboys, the way you squabble everytime that you meet 
The clever ones have all fallen asleep 
We only see you when you're saving your seat 
The old schoolboys