Pick me up as you stagger out the door 
Pick me up as I picked you up before 
So pack-in all your laughing 
I'm on my way to hell 
But if it's good enough for Jerry-Lee 
It's certainly good enough for me

Pick me up as you stagger out the door 
Pick me up as I picked you up before 
Yeah, I know to old Dino and Jerry-Lee 
I'm nothing but a punk
Still drinking like a baby boy, compared to what they've drunk 
But one day, they'll be proud of me, if I could only get up of this floor 
So pick me up, and lean me against the bar and make me drink some more 

Pick me up as you stagger out the door 
Pick me up as I picked you up before 
Yeah, I know I've had no hard times 
And I've always been a mother's boy 
And the only heartache I ever knew, was whenever I broke my toy 
So pack-in all your laughing 
I'm on my way to hell 
But if it's good enough for Jerry-Lee 
It's certainly good enough for me