I wish I had a girl, a girl like you 
Someone who would love, love me too 
A girl like mum, I could be my son 
If I was my dad

Woah -oh, oh, Woah -oh, oh, Woah -oh, oh, 
I wish I had a girl like mummy, just like mummy
Woah -oh, oh, Woah -oh, oh, Woah -oh, oh, 
I wish I had a girl like mummy, just like mummy 

She would feed me in my chair 
Wash my clothes and comb my hair 
Clean the egg-stains from my chin 
Make my bed and tuck me in

Like mummy, oh yeah 
Just like mummy, oh yeah 
Like mummy, oh yeah

I would throw away my switchblade 
Appreciate the love that she gave 
I would be in ecstasy 
If I was my dad