I wish I was born in Lebensborn 
Then all the other kids would have wished they could be like me
I wish I was born a movie star 
I'd pick the best girls and drive my own flashy car 
But my name is ordinary Jimmy Brown 
The plainest looking kid in London town
Ordinary, boring Jimmy Brown 
No one's having fun when I'm around 
Oh oh oh, oh, Jimmy Brown 
Oh oh oh, oh, Jimmy Brown 
What can you do, with a kid like you?
I wish I could play like Johnny Ramone 
I wouldn't have to sit in the corner of the pub alone
I wish I could drive a Chevrolet 
I'd have the best clothes and nice tidy combed back hair 
Oh oh oh, oh, Jimmy Brown 
Oh oh oh, oh, Jimmy Brown 
What can you do, with a kid like you?
Jimmy Brown etc.