A She got a valentine from GaryD E I opened it up it said, "Would you please be mine."A I gave her flowers and some candyD E She opened them up and said, "You're trying to make me fat." (now)A D I just want a new girlfriendA D I just want someone to make me laughA D I just want a new girlfriendA D I just want someone to laugh at meB B not to smart, not to tallD A likes to watch TV and play basketballA I baught a car and let her drive itD E She opened the door and said, "Oh bother, this is red."A I gave her all my notes from algebraD E She opened em up and said, "I can't believe you're so stupid."B C# D E B C# D E A D E I won't ever make her wash my car, NO!D E I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there.A - D Oh,oh,oh,oh!