I'm a-hangin' up my rifle, war suit and all Goin' back to Memphis where they're havin' a ball Tell all the chicks, uh, here I am Like, later, Big Uncle Sam I want my guitar back My hair, sideburns and Cadillac Well, on the day I make that all-American scene It's gonna be like a Battle of New Orleans Walk right in just like a big herd of cattle Say: "Alright, tiger, out of the saddle" That's mine, Cap Yeah, Uncle Same can use you Take your Kookie comb Bandstands in Hollywood is the places I go I knock 'em out with every rock and roll show Keep it swingin', I'm travellin' light Make like Palladin on a Saturday Night Have guitar, will travel Have wiggle, will a-wiggle Yeah, dig All the cats are thinkin' I got it made Standin' tall upon the Hit Parade Countin' my money and on my Cadillac Lovin' the girls and payin' income tax Oh, Holy Mackeral Look at the goodies Here I am, girls Yeah, come and get me Come help