She's a tantalizin' stepper and a mighty handsome dresser You can hear them neck bones pop when she walks by She's a very astute mover everything seems to behoove her And she never for an instant wondered why Clean across the table I was totally unable To tear my eyes away and watch the game When she slide out of her coat Lord it made a big knot in my throat And I knew right then I'd never be the same Two mad men don't feel no pain Or care if it is all in vain The night was cold and we were hot Diet pills and dollar pool Make a man a fool Wonder if that other guy knew that he was a gonna die Or if he heard my pool cue slice the air I tried to call the other day but my whole family moved away Guess I'm lucky not to get the chair Two mad men don't feel no pain Or care if it is all in vain The night was cold and we were hot Diet pills and dollar pool Make a man a fool