Me and Mrs. Claus, We got a thing going on, We both know
that it's naughty, But when Santa's gone, We're loose at
the North Pole now,
We meet every Christmas Eve, As Kris Kringle leaves,
6:30, The reindeer team's in the air,
Sexy toys making all kinds of noise, While the jack-in-
the-box displays her mistletoe thong.
Me and Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus,
We've got a thing going on,
We've gotta be extra careful, We've got those toys to
build, And I'm just a Santa's workshop guy,
I want to sneak off and unwrap you behind the old man's
sleigh same time as last year, Rudolph knows, And Frosty
knows, And even Herby knows that it's wrong.
