Yeah yeah yeah Oooooohh Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah yeah yeah Let me tell you a story now I was in front of the Apollo on Amateur Night It was after the show, and the moon was right The {?} was really perked off the Red Zone I was in my MPV, I was all alone A lot of out-of-town people askin me for My John Hancock or my signature I gave it to, all of them cause I was down to earth And plus the Apollo is my home turf So I walked across the street `til I`m on, 125 I saw this pair of shoes that was really live It wasn`t just a pair of shoes, that was on her From the ground up, she looked like a plate of lasagna I said, "Hey shorty, not you, your hair" She turned around slowly and started to stare She said, "Why don`tcha take picture, it`ll last a lil` longer?" Me likin you grew a little bit stronger She asked me what`s my name I said, "Emmezah emmezah" "The name that your momma gave ya is what I prefer" She asked me what am I drivin, and how is my health I know what you`re really thinkin baby, LET ME TELL YOU! [Chorus 1: Biz singing] I can do bad by myself I don`t need no help, to starve to death I can do that alone I can do bad by myself I don`t need no help, to starve to death I ain`t tryin to be funny honey She started arguin with me, and say she`s not like that I know who you are, I don`t care if you`re livin fat Because I have a mother and father that take care of me And I`m livin in Long Island with a J-O-B Okay okay I got you wrong, I must admit I`ma give you a little time to see if you`re legit So we started goin out on a regular basis I was takin her to the movies and my hangout, places Like the Q Club, The Scene, or The Arcade I thought this relationship was tailor-made Cause she was sweet kind considerate I, was hypnotized Never thought she`d try to pull the wool, over my eyes After I smacked it and flipped it, she thought I was whipped I know she is like a knockout but I`m not gettin bullwhipped She asked me why I am so stingy I know you got the ends Because you got two MV`s, two BM`s, an SL Benz What are you my accountant or the IRS? Why ya clockin everything that I posess? She want me to waste everything and be small as an elf Let me tell you somethin baby, let me tell you [Chorus 2: Biz singing] I can do bad by myself I don`t need no help, to starve to death I can do that on my own I can do bad by myself I don`t need no help, to starve to death I ain`t tryin to be funny honey Now all her friends boosted her, to get my dinero Like if I was a drunk Mexican, wearin a sombrero I knew she had a boyfriend on the side She told me, yo, she didn`t have to hide She said she cut him because he was too jealous He always thought I was tryin to talk to other fellas It`s now the present, and that was the past From now on bein with me, is gonna be a blast I know she thought in her mind, it`s gonna be great Juicin and reducin everything I make With her Victoria`s Secrets neglice She tried to seduce me in every way She would come out to Jersey rain sleet or snow She acted too true blue to be after my dough My man, Jeff told me but I didn`t wanna listen I was too hooked, and strung out, I thought he was dissin Then she popped the question, and asked me for some dough I looked her in her face and said, "HELL NO!!!" You`re a head nurse and you want my wealth? You must be CRAZY AS HELL, cause [Biz singing] Let me tell you know All day long, you been talkin on the telephone Braggin to all your friends, about all the cars that I own But YOUUUUUU don`t tell `em, that I`m the one doin it all While you`re out there livin it up, and havin yo`self a ball Ummm, whoah-whoah, yeah-yeahhhh! I can sing-ing-ing-ing..