(Yeah, Baby you did this one) Damn, where the fuck I'm at? (Yeah, Baby you did this one) Aye, I'm a Doonie Scout I'm in Candy Land off a perc, I'm pointin' doonies out Everybody fuckin' in the crib, it's a doonie house In this room, niggas eat the cat, you hold coochie mouth In this room, you beat the doonies down, make her coochie smile Get put out for eatin' bitches ass, you hold booty mouth You can't come back to Candy Land, you just broke the rules Walk down the street to Coochie Land, it's so beautiful Beat the pussy up like some drums, it go do-do-do This song is rated R, like the movies do Bitch been shakin' ass all day, I bet her booty loose When I did that I wasn't yawnin', I was really rappin' When I was supposed to be in school, I was really trappin' Hold on, let me get back to what I was talkin' bout right quick I just woke up in a place, it was magic, it was really lovely I just made this bitch fall in love, this bitch really love me Bitch really pretty on the internet, this bitch really ugly New suit like Mike Lowrey, this bitch better not touch me Why the fuck you give me your heart? Did you really trust me? I can't fall in love with no bitch, cause I love the money I be talkin' dirty to my bitch, she just want my money How the fuck I end up in here? Where the fuck I'm at? How are you doing? No-no-no, I don't wanna hear that shit Hold on, calm down, calm down No-no-no-no You in a world full of thick booty bitches, with they thitties out In the crib suckin' on some nipples, it's a thittie house I've been suckin' thitties all day, I got a thittie mouth Okay, what's this here? What's this here? Do you see them big mountains down the street? Yeah that's Dookie Land Gotta meet the king of eatin' ass, he the Dookie Man Haha, he the Dookie Man, what the fuck? Is that true, believe or not Okay now let me tell you 'bout the Coochie Man, he the ladies man He can make a bitch fall in love, they go crazy man Always got on that suit and tie, he a smooth dude Group of bad bitches butt naked, it was nude nude But you still haven't told me how I got here man How the fuck I get here man? He must've clicked your heels twice, stepped back, and said Coochie Man I just did my dance in the coochie, that's my coochie dance Bitch you gotta let, (ahhh!) Bitch you gotta let my friend fuck, that's my coochie friend Bitch back arch when she walk, that's her coochie stance Come here girl Come here girl That's a good girl That's a good girl Yeah He in Coochie Land