A Cracker Jack is in the sand,
a big surprise waits in my hand.
I'm Viktorious
That's quite the dog you got right there,
now here's a glimpse of my pet bear.
I'm Viktorious
Now if you're alive.
Soon you will die.
I bid you goodbye.
Apparently I'm old enough,
to drag my Rolex through the mud.
I'm Viktorious
My family tree is a golden one,
I spread my seed with a water gun.
I'm Viktorious
Now if you're alive.
Soon you will die.
So wave goodbye.
Come right this way.
You're in my way.
Hey watch your mouth.
Go wash your mouth.
You know who I am?
Know who I am.
Get out of my way.
I broke this mic with my tongue.
I sang this song for everyone.
I'm Viktorious.
I'm almost there. I almost quit.
You'll never guess who I just kissed...Viktorious.
