She's probably in a Bently 
Showin' off her new fake boobies 
Tryin' to break into the movies with some producer 
Who seduced her with some sushi & cologne 
She's probably down on Sunset 
Doin' all the things she ain't done yet 
With some actor she calls Hector 
Man, I wish she'd meet Phil Spector 
& he'd ask to take her home 
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She's lovin' California 
She loves the beach 
She loves the party everyday 
Pina Coladas on the sidewalk in LA 
Ever since she went away 
I hate California 
Maybe She's livin' in a commune 
Dancin' with Hippies under the moon 
It's all free love, weed & patchouli 
A there's a guru named Fuzuli 
& he's doin' her for sure 
Maybe she's strummin' some big rock star 
Drinkin' pink cosmos at the sky bar 
Those Hollyweirdos with their tofu, avacado 
I bet she thinks she won the lotto 
Good for her 
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I think I seen her on TV 
Last night on TMZ 
With the pretty people on parade 
She's sellin' Scientology 
With John, Tommy, & Katie 
Man, I bet she's really got it made 
She's lovin' California 
That string bikini & tha sunshine on her face 
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