I'm lookin' like a lobster, wearin' flip flops and a stetson Guess that's why they call it fishin' instead of catchin' 'Cause I ain't had a single bite all day But I caught a buzz and I ain't no limit on tangeray Ain't quite sure how I wound up way down here It's a long haul to ropes and sails from ropin' steers I ain't gonna worry 'bout that, just gonna have some fun It got a be one fish down there dumber than I am drunk It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston, I'm what you get When you mix a Prairie dog with an old beach bum Cow chips, BS and ships ahoy I'm a saltwater cowboy There's a Tiki party down the beach about a mile or two Where they're singin' with Jimmy and toastin' to Chris Le Doux And if it weren't for Captain Morgan steerin' this ship I might untie that rope and back her on up outta this slip It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston, I'm what you get When you mix a Prairie dog with an old beach bum Cow chips, BS and ships ahoy I'm a saltwater cowboy If this bottle goes overboard, you'd better wish me luck 'Cause I'm afraid of sharks but I'm terrified of soberin' up It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston, I'm what you get When you mix a Prairie dog with an old beach bum Cow chips, BS and ships ahoy I'm a saltwater cowboy