Went down in the valley I jumped back in the alley Scaled the highest peak I even plugged the biggest leak ain't none quicker than I Slicker than Superfly I don't even have to try I got the chop I got the chop I can't be stopped I'll never get popped I got the chop, hey now I possess the keenest mind perhaps of all mankind My cranium do contain Undoubtedly the greatest brain My (sight?) is not the type Baby get sucked up all night I maintain outta sight I got the chop I got the chop I've been through a lot Give it all I've got I've got the chop If somehow you still have doubt as to what I'm talkin' 'bout Your insights extra dumb if you can't tell where I'm comin' from 'Cause if I ain't got the chop, if I ain't got the chop Moby Dick was a minnow Dumbo was a drunk Popeye was a pussy And Pinocchio was a punk No! That's a buncha bunk I will fulfill your every need Satisfaction guaranteed Double your money back Your gonna swear I got the true knack Ain't no haughty boast It's a fact that I'm the most Just the most from coast to coast I got the chop I got the chop I hit the spots Call all the shots I got the chop Oh, girl, I am the cream of the crop See, I'm the most from coast to coast I won't get popped, I can't get stopped I've been through a lot Give it all I got I got the chop Oh-oh, girl Oh, now, Satisfaction guaranteed