Well Shorty's into ballet She does it in the alley Sells it when the kid goes All around the discos You can see him crashing All after a fashion Like the girls in my street Have all been around And little Petey Pan steams All the girls from show reels Sells them for a fiver For Jezabel Godiva She'd burn him in the kitchen Just to stop the bitching He said the girls on my street Have all been around Anna lies She's got that broken look in her eye Whoopee-dee She's so much more good looking than me Dublin Dave He said those Hard Rock girls are so brave Miss Dagger's got my heart She's known it from the start Oh, I was a serious boy I couldn't buy me no joy And it's all about the way that you String those fancy words of yours together And you lived in the West End All of your life and it shows Well drunk1 got a kicking Because his bones were sticking We threw him on the pavement For easy entertainment Oh, what a cheeky fellow He says hi I say hello He said the girls on my street Have all been around Johny Small was thinking To stop himself from drinking And Gizmo had the reason for aggravated treason I just can't fit them all in But Bean, she comes a-calling I killed them all They said my sister's Been around Anna lies She's got that broken look in her eye Whoopee-dee She's so much more good looking than me Anna lies She's got that broken look in her eye Whoopee-dee She's so much more good looking than me