Machines that do this, machines that do that Machines that go hiss, machines that go crack Machines that will give us the things that we lack Machines that do this, machines that do that Machines that do all the things we cannot Machines that recall the things we forgot Machines in our offices, schools and shops Machines that do all the things we cannot Machines down below, machines up above Machines making clothes, machines making love These are the things that dreams are made of Machines down below, machines up above Machines that go ping, machines that go pong Machines that can sing machine-written songs Machines that can think, that know right from wrong Machines that go ping, machines that go pong Machines for the boys, machines for the girls Machines that make toys, machines that make Murderous plans to destroy, take over the world Machines for the boys, machines for the girls Machines that will take, machines that will give Machines that will wake, machines that will live Machines that will make mistakes, and that is The trouble with these infernal machines