You used to tell me that you loved me, but now I know You have been trying to get rid of me from the word go I wasn't so surprised to know an app could do my job You'll find me in the bargain bin at the Oxfam shop I'm… Absolutely obsolete Please shut the door and take a seat We're sad to say that you're completely Absolutely obsolete - absolutely obsolete We know that you'll land on your feet Clear out your desk and leave discreetly Absolutely obsolete I always thought we had a funny relationship I would do the work that made the money, and you'd spend it And though I know I was a lowly cog in your machine You said that I was still a vital member of your team I'm… Absolutely obsolete Please shut the door and take a seat We're sad to say that you're completely Absolutely obsolete - absolutely obsolete We know that you'll land on your feet Clear out your desk and leave discreetly Absolutely obsolete If I could only turn the clock back to a better time When the world was black and white And we all had roles to play Now it's all just shades of grey I'm obsolete…