Hey, said the devil
When I met her at the roundabout
She's got powers magnetic
Devours you of everything you've got
She's a golden retriever
Retrieves your oldest coin
Leads you blindly down every dark alley
And then she'll cream you dry
Stop, said the puppy
When I met him at the zebra cross
Said "You'll need protection from every direction
But she'll get you anyhow"
'Cause she's a golden retriever
Retrieves your oldest coin
Leads you blindly down every dark alley
And then she'll cream you dry
She's a golden retriever, golden retriever
Golden retriever, golden retriever
Golden retriever, golden retriever
Golden retriever, golden retriever