She's independent She's a modern woman She needs no prompting On her should 'n' shouldn't It's always bosses Who wish that she wouldn't Files in the cabinet so neatly numerical Makes all the clients so neatly alphabetical Turn of twenty one She's looking at the map Looking at her watch Bags on the rack It seems like she's there at the top There for her service Comfy red Granada Up to the midlands With a taped Sinatra Plans all the hotels And the airplane charters Found under covers with some representative The deal is effected but still only tentative Shorthands a letter Heading on the paper Slimline her lunch break Will it ever make her Slender and modern So all the men will take her Back to the mirror in the empress hotel Where the businessman smiles and the object is sell