It's a little retro and a bit passé But you know you make her feel A-OK And she feels alright, the stars are bright, the missionary position And the acrobats, well they tend to scoff All you know is that you can get her off And you feel alright, the stars are bright, the missionary position The tried and true is good enough for me and you For me and you The tried and true is good enough Don't need anymore, we don't need anymore A rebranding effort might just be the thing But a name's a name and we're continuing Always feeling fine, it ain't the wine, it's the missionary position There are pros and cons to each different pose But we don't see any need to get to those 'cause we're feeling great, a heightened state, the missionary position The tried and true is good enough for me and you For me and you The tried and true is good enough Don't need anymore, we don't need anymore Don't need anymore, we don't need anymore You might have positions you can recommend But I don't know if we'll ever get to them 'cause we feel alright, the stars are bright, the missionary position You might pride yourself, you're so Avant garde But we're neoclassicists, I guess, at heart Patronise all you like, we both like the missionary position Missionary, missionary, missionary, missionary It's a private matter as to frequency But we both are smiling as you well can see And it ain't no joke, it ain't baroque, it's the missionary position It's a little retro and a bit passé But you know you'll make her feel A-OK And she feels alright, the stars are bright, the missionary position