All hail Dracula!
I really think we could be friends
I'll let you suck my blood
If you wanna know how I taste
 
Blood is your nighttime juice and you can't help it
I'll do your evil bidding if you want me to, so
I'll never need another friend
I'm never breaking up again
Unless you need another fan
I'm never breaking up again
I'm never breaking up again
 
Everyone is out tonight
I just want to be back home
You're hiding from the light,
But do you wanna be alone?
You can do anything you want to me,
But I can read your thoughts; they're always,
"Kill, kill. Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill."
 
I'll never need another friend
I'm never breaking up again
Unless you need another fan
I'm never breaking up again
 
All hail Dracula!
You always know what I need
'Cause you'll torture anyone if they're having more fun than me
Wasn't we off our rockers then?
What were we thinking heading in?
We're never gonna be like them
I'm never breaking up again
 
I'll never need another friend
I'm never breaking up again
Unless you need another fan
I'm never breaking up again
I'm never breaking up again
I'm never breaking up again
I'm never breaking up again
I'm never breaking up again