As soon as I got a paycheck, 
You ask me to make it hightech 
And to bleach my flecks. 
Tabloids will be all over it. 
Do you think I should be timid? 
All licketysplit. 

'upswing, 
Plaything!' 
That's very flattering. 
'brand new!' 
And that's just a preview. 
'one-two!' 
I wouldn't know how to... 

As soon as I got a paycheck, 
You ask me to make it hightech 
And to bleach my flecks. 
Tabloids will be all over it. 
Do you think I should be timid? 
All licketysplit. 

'upswing, 
Plaything!' 
That's very flattering. 
'brand new!' 
And that's just a preview. 
'one-two!' 
I wouldn't know how to... 
I wouldn't know how to... 
I wouldn't... 

As soon as I got a paycheck 
You ask me to make it hightech 
And to bleach my flecks.