Well, I come down here from the mountain top
And I cut you down like an autumn crop
My love for you will never stop
But, I pulled you over like a small town cop
Hay fever's knocking at your door
You can feed the dogs lying on your floor
Took all your gold from your chester drawer
I can drive you crazy yes I can
Well, I can't hunt and I can't fish
But I can drive you crazy yes I can
I can't even make a dish
I can drive you crazy yes I can
Ooo, ooo
Ask me on a date and I show up late
I can drive you crazy yes I can
Blow out your birthday candles, steal your cake
I can drive you crazy yes I can
Hay fever's knocking at your door
You can feed the dogs lying on your floor
Took all your gold from your chester drawer
I can drive you crazy yes I can
Ooo, ooo
I can drive you crazy yes I can
I can drive you crazy yes I am
