I've dated some doozies
Couldn't tie their own shoesies
Drank busch light from a koozie
Never took me to the movies
Yea, I've dated some doozies

I've loved me some losers
Made out with some moochers
Chain smoking boozers
Some real douche canoers
I'm loved me some losers

Yea, you live you learn
Play with fire get burned
Girl, if you can relate
Let me hear you say
Yea yea yea yea...

I've crushed on some creepers
Some don't know when to leavers
Smooth talking cheaters
I'm talking real keepers
I've crushed on some creepers

Yea, you live you learn
Play with fire get burned
Girl, if you can relate
Let me hear you say
Yea yea yea yea...

I've run with some ringers
Wanna put a ring on my fingers
Real stage 10 clingers
Should've been flingers
I've run with some ringers, yea

Yea yea yea yea...

I've dated some doozies
Couldn't tie their own shoesies
Drank busch light from a koozie
Never took me to the movies
I've dated some doozies