I've dated some doozies Couldn't tie their own shoesies Drank busch light from a koozie Never took me to the movies Yea, I've dated some doozies I've loved me some losers Made out with some moochers Chain smoking boozers Some real douche canoers I'm loved me some losers Yea, you live you learn Play with fire get burned Girl, if you can relate Let me hear you say Yea yea yea yea... I've crushed on some creepers Some don't know when to leavers Smooth talking cheaters I'm talking real keepers I've crushed on some creepers Yea, you live you learn Play with fire get burned Girl, if you can relate Let me hear you say Yea yea yea yea... I've run with some ringers Wanna put a ring on my fingers Real stage 10 clingers Should've been flingers I've run with some ringers, yea Yea yea yea yea... I've dated some doozies Couldn't tie their own shoesies Drank busch light from a koozie Never took me to the movies I've dated some doozies