Got a letter just this mornin', it was postmarked, Omaha It was typed and neatly written, offerin' me this better job Better job at higher wages, expenses paid and a car But I'm on TV here locally and I can't quit, I'm a star Come on TV, a grinnin,' wearin' pistols and a hat It's a kiddie show and I'm a hero of the younger set I'm the number one attraction ever, super market parking lot I'm the king of Kansas City, no thanks, Omaha, thanks a lot Kansas City star, that's what I are, yodel de la de, you oughta see my car Drive a big old Cadillac with wired wheels, got rhinestones on the spokes I got credit down at the grocery store and my barber tells me jokes And I'm the number one attraction ever, super market parking lot I'm the king of Kansas City no thanks, Omaha, thanks a lot Kansas City star that's what I are, yodel de la de, you oughta see my car Drive a big old Cadillac with wired wheels, got rhinestones on the spokes I got credit down at the grocery store and my barber tells me jokes And I'm the number one attraction, ever, super market parking lot I'm the king of Kansas City no thanks, Omaha, thanks a lot Stay tuned, we're gonna have a Popeye cartoon in a minute