Now, you know that I'm married 
And baby, so are you 
But right now we're not thinking 
Past this little rendezvous 

We both know what's gonna happen 
Four people gonna get hurt 
Cause it's bound to rub off on us 
When we're playing in the dirt 

You'll probably lose your husband 
I know I'll lose my wife 
You'd think that we'd know better 
At this point in our lives 

So we might as well enjoy it 
Take it for what it's worth 
Cause we're gonna get some on us 
When we're playing in the dirt 

It's the same old common story 
It's happening all around 
Ain't no doubt about it 
One more ship is going down 

There ain't no escaping 
All the troubles on this Earth 
We're gonna come up muddy, muddy, muddy 
When we're playing in the dirt