Saw Cory outside and said hello What was the worst that could happen, he seemed like a nice fellow Told him I heard his song, wasn't really a singalong But that's why I liked it, it had a lot of depth I told him my parents were fucked up too And well, what are you gonna do? Kids these days Have you ever heard a story so lame? Kids these days Say the parents with themselves to blame Kids these days Have you ever heard a story so lame? Kids these days Say the parents with themselves to blame (To blame!) On the outside, how can you know? How a kid could be feeling so low? All the family secrets start leaking out They're all at the age where folks start freaking out Yellin' at the dog, never takin' her for a walk Then when she doesn't listen, they are somehow shocked Man, all of our parents are fucked up, dude And well, what we gonna do? Kids these days Have you ever heard a story so lame? Kids these days Say the parents with themselves to blame Kids these days Have you ever heard a story so lame? Kids these days Say the parents with themselves to blame