I'm sick of sitting at home 
because I don't have an cash 
My cable got cut off 
so I watch re-runs of M*A*S*H 
if money dont't buy happiness 
then i don't know what does 
if I had some I'd buy some booze, 
at least I'd have a buzz. 
They say that money's power, 
and power's what corrupts. 
Well corrupt me quick, I'm really bored 
and I could use the bucks 
The day will come, I'll get what's mine, 
I know the world owes me. 
And all my friends will ride along, 
when I win the lottery 
When I win the lottery 
My life will be a fantasy, 
A tribute to my vanity. 
That borders on insanity. 
Hold court behind a barbed wire fence. 
The king of jaded innocence, 
A diletante of decadence, 
The incarnation of excess 
My house will be a pleasure dome 
just like Kubli-Khan's 
With a basement shooting range 
so I can play with all my guns. 
I'll buy a liquor store 
to deliver just to me 
And live-in prostitutes 
will fulfill my every fantasy 
I'll hire washed up metal bands 
to play there every day, 
I'll fill my swimming pool up 
to the rim the Tanquray, 
Have a stable full of midgets 
that I'll train out in the yard, 
And hire old pro wrestlers 
to be my body guards. 
When I win the lottery 
My life will be a fantasy, 
A tribute to my vanity. 
That borders on insanity. 
A lifestyle of debauchery, 
Profanity and sodomy 
I'm sick of sitting at home 
because I don't have an cash 
My cable got cut off 
so I watch re-runs of M*A*S*H 
if money dont't buy happiness 
then i don't know what does 
if I had some I'd buy some booze, 
at least I'd have a buzz. 

When I win the lottery 
My life will be a fantasy, 
A tribute to my vanity. 
That borders on insanity. 
Hold court behind a barbed wire fence. 
The king of jaded innocence, 
A diletante of decadence, 
The incarnation of excess 
When I win the lottery 
My life will be a fantasy, 
A tribute to my vanity. 
That borders on insanity. 
A lifestyle of debauchery, 
Profanity and sodomy