One morning while I was out shopping, though you'll find it hard to believe, a little blue man came out of the crowd and timidly tugged at my sleeve. I wuv you, I wuv you, said the little blue man, I wuv you, I wuv you to bits, I wuv you, he loved me, said the little blue man, and scared me out of my wits. I hurried back to my apartment, I rushed in and I closed the door, but there on my desk stood the little blue man, who started to tell me once more. Chorus... I wuv you For weeks after that I was haunted, though no one could see him but me, right by my side was the little blue man, wherever I happened to be. I wuv you One evening in wild desperation, I rushed to a rooftop in town and over the side pushed the little blue man, who sang to me on the way down, I wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvvvvv yoooooooooo. I whispered thank goodness that's over, I smiled as I hurried outside, but there on the street stood the little blue man, who said, with a tear in his eye, "I don't wuv you any more."