I got beat up and shit my pants Fell off this plane of existence And found ideals that carried me through youth I drifted deep asunder With the memories I'd plundered And discovered ambiguity of truth (Breakfast, breakfast) Hit by a bus hitchin' a ride (Breakfast, breakfast) Separate us, never confide Crest of the tried Safer than sound Ringing so wide Chemistry bound Breakfast is my bestest friend around (Breakfast, breakfast) I am the best I am the worst (Breakfast, breakfast) Embarked short-sighted, ill-rehearsed Sociopath Hittin' the town Fallin' in love Wearing a frown Breakfast is my bestest friend around The ballet I perform and wrote To the chorus of "I've told you so"s Mistress in a wedding gown Breakfast is my bestest friend around