Hey, hey Mr Landlord Hey, hey Mr Landlord Hey, hey Mr Landlord Hey, hey Mr Landlord If I bake you a cake will it help you forget that I haven't paid my rent? If I fix you a meal will it ease how you feel about my delinquent bill? Hey, hey Mr Landlord Hey, hey Mr Landlord Hey, hey Mr Landlord Hey, hey Mr Landlord If I gave you a third will you be unperturbed that I haven't kept my word? If I gave you a huff, if I gave you a luff will you comprehend, the times, they are tough? Hey, hey Mr Landlord Hey, hey Mr Landlord Hey, hey Mr Landlord Hey, hey Mr Landlord Hey, hey Mr Landlord If I sing you a tune On the screen, on the Zoom Will you give me at least until June Oh, I am good with my hands I can till your lands I've got no other way to heed your demands You can give me a task To knit you a face mask Oh, I've got no other means for the next few months