Three in the morning and I gotta be someplace, I don't remember where friends try to make me stay, or call me a cab home, I grab my keys and a beer Cops they took my license away, got my car out of impound today I've been drunk since last Saturday, better stay out of my way I drink and drive Feel so alive Never take that dive Feel so alive Doing 95 I drink and drive Feel so alive I drink and drive Early in the morning and the freeway's deserted, like its all mine I'm trying to set a new drunken speed record, but I can't drive a straight line Flashing lights, split the night I'm tossing bottles as I swerve to the right now I've slammed my face into the back of a big rig At least you'll never get me, you fucking pigs! Designate someone other than me, I'm so drunk I can hardly see Another shot of Jager and I turn the key, I got so many places to be When I'm on a binge, my friends all cringe They won't drive at night 'Cause way down on the freeway it's such a fright But I think I drive alright