There’s a stain there’s a stain there’s a stain on the floor
I want to soak want to scrub want to clean it and more 
But all the nurses are refusing to let me out of bed 
And my eyes are pouring nightly 
There’s a crowd there’s a crowd there’s a crowd on my ward 
I’m full of joy full of glee jubilation and more 
These crazy stupid mother fuckers never leave me alone 
And my lungs are wheezing slightly 
There’s a buzz there’s a buzz there’s a buzzing of bugs 
From flower beetles yellow jackets silverfishes to slugs 
It’s always raining caterpillars from the circular fan 
And my heart is pounding brightly 

I swim in pharmaceuticals I swim in pharmaceuticals 
The medicine deactivates the things I take the things that take me 
I swim in pharmaceuticals I swim in pharmaceuticals 
The medicine the deactivates the things I take the things that take me 

There’s a voice there’s a voice there’s a voice in my head 
It’s rather soothing and it tells me I’d be better off dead 
But if I beat it maybe punch it even kick it away then everything will be alrightly 

I swim in pharmaceuticals I swim in pharmaceuticals 
The medicine deactivates the things I take the things that take me 
I swim in pharmaceuticals I swim in pharmaceuticals 
The medicine the deactivates 

I didn’t know it was hot in the middle 
I touched it once then I touched it a second time 
Cause I am that naïve a myriad of bright ideas 
I didn’t know I get caught in the middle 
I touched it once then I touched it a second time 
Cause I am that naive a myriad of bright ideas 

I swim in pharmaceuticals I swim in pharmaceuticals 
The medicine the deactivates the things I take the things that take me 
I swim in pharmaceuticals I swim in pharmaceuticals 
The medicine the deactivates 

I didn’t know it was hot in the middle 
I touched it once then I touched it a second time 
Cause I am that naïve a myriad of bright ideas 
I didn’t know I get caught in the middle 
I touched it once then I touched it a second time 
Cause I am naïve a myriad of bright ideas