I'd better be slave
I'd make some money
And so when it gets ruff
We can bruise some stuff
But look at my dick
I bet you it's limp
Should I quit drink
It makes me think that...

12 bar booze is 12 bar bruise, oh

I've gotta be strong
Make me live long
I'd better not wait
For a bottle's sake
All of my friends are
Looking up dresses
They have not seen
The bruise that I've seen

Bruise... wooh!

I'd better be slave
I'd make some money
And so when it gets ruff
We can bruise some stuff
But look at my dick
I bet you it's limp
Should I quit drink
It makes me think that...

12 bar booze is 12 bar bruise, oh

I've gotta be strong
Make me live long
I'd better not wait
For a bottle's sake
All of my friends are
Looking up dresses
They have not seen
The bruise that I've seen

Bruise... wooh!...