Lock all your windows, shut the door The work is to commence as before Go light the lantern, vacate the porch Even if you don't believe the folklore She'll be coming round the mountains when she comes She'll be coming round the mountains when she comes Highway woman she's a dangerous one Speaking in tongues I do not understand Highway woman she's a girl, she's a gun I swear she's making plans with me for Kansas just for fun She's kicking in the gate She's tying up her hair Her henchman's rounding everybody up in the square Guess I got a man, he's standing right there But I can't help but be undressed by her stare She'll be riding six white horses when she comes She'll be riding six white horses when she comes Highway woman she's a dangerous one Speaking in tongues I do not understand Highway woman she's a girl, she's a gun I swear she's making plans with me for Kansas just for fun (I'm not even that scared of...) To move with the shock To move with the pain I swear to god she's looking at me like I'm Maureen and she's Wayne Little bit of Eastwood, little bit of Jane And here I am hoping that Highway Woman's gonna high-jack my brain She'll be loading up the wagon when she leaves And I'll be riding right beside her when she leaves Highway woman she's a dangerous one Speaking in tongues I do not understand Highway woman she's a girl, she's a gun I swear she's making plans with me for Kansas just for fun (I'm not even that scared of...)