He took me out on a Tuesday
It was a really great first date
We had that mind blowing chemistry
I'm talking kind that makes your knees weak
He was a good conversation
That ivy league education
Imagine my frustration
'Cause when he leaned in, planted one on my lips
Why'd he have to go and be a really bad kisser?
I was kinda hoping maybe he'd be the one
In my head I loved his mama and was besties with his sister
After the first one I was done, done
Why'd he have to go and be a bad maker outer?
We were out dancing having so much fun
Oh man, what a shame his tongue was playing twister
Girl, here's the kicker, he's a really bad kisser
He had a football scholarship
Girl, he can make me his bench press
He had 'em big Angelina lips
Thought I was 'bout to be impressed (Not stressed)
Why'd he have to go and be a really bad kisser?
I was kinda hoping maybe he'd be the one
In my head I loved his mama and was besties with his sister
After the first one I was done, done
Why'd he have to go and be a bad maker outer?
We were out dancing having so much fun
Oh man, what a shame his tongue was playing twister
Girl, here's the kicker, he's a really bad kisser
He bit my tongue
He licked my face
I know he's young, but
For heaven's sake!
Why'd he have to go and be a really bad kisser?
It's not up and for negotiation
Maybe he'll get lucky, find a match on Tinder
But I'm not a contender he's a really bad
Why'd he have to go and be a bad maker outer?
We were out dancing having so much fun
Oh man, what a shame his tongue was playing twister
Girl, here's the kicker, he's a really really really really really bad kisser
Why'd he have to go and be
A really bad kisser
A really really really bad
Bad kisser
