I'm not a party girl Sometimes I get hurt Scraping up my knees And the bridges burn Can't stand the small talk I feel cursed So I'll go underground And won't say a word I wanna be a troll under a bridge Make friends with the snails and never give a shit Don't have to wear pants or brush my hair Somebody comes by, I'll just give them a scare Now that I'm on my own I won't get hurt Scared 'em all off My bridge doesn't burn Swimming with the fish They won't remember me I'll never even be perceived by all the stupid birds and bees I wanna be a troll under a bridge Make friends with the snails and never give a shit Don't have to wear pants or brush my hair Somebody comes by, I'll just give them a scare Yeah, I wanna be a loner in a corner Can't mistake me for an idiot conformer Cuz I can't seem to talk to you Or anyone else without staring at my shoes You can't be my friend You can't be my friend I'll scare you off again You can't be my friend I'll scare you off again You can't be my friend I'll scare you off again I wanna be a troll under a bridge Make friends with the snails and never give a shit Don't have to wear pants or brush my hair Somebody comes by, I'll just give them a scare Yeah, I wanna be a loner in a corner Can't mistake me for an idiot conformer Cuz I can't seem to talk to you Or anyone else without staring at my shoes