What if my darkest thoughts and feelings Combined into a solid being A ghost that visits me occasionally But since he's never had a body He is really very clumsy He can never seem to find his own feet He makes himself a sandwich Of mayo and pomegranate No one even wants a single bite Can he just leave me alone at night At night He's not human He can't feel fears and movement All he does is haunt me Hey ghost, you're not that scary He's in your closet Hiding lint in your pockets Taking pennies and dimes out your wallet But can't open a door or lock it He's such a loser A humanistic poser He's hanging out in a sewer Trying to be scarier If I talk about it I won't worry 'bout it He's just a bad house guest Making such a goddamn mess He's not human He can't feel fears and movement All he does is haunt me Hey ghost, you're not that scary Why did I, why did I say that Gonna lose, gonna lose my friends Why do I, why do I feel sad Get outta, get outta my head I'm wide awake at 2 am Oh god, I want you out my head You're all of my regrets He's not human He can't feel fears and movement All he does is haunt me Hey ghost, you're not that scary