You go out to the bar after you get paid You see the little surfer girl with eyes of jade Then you see a foxy lady standin' by her side Pick up the blond to have some fun you do decide You go out to the parking lot -- you find your keys You get in your auto and you aim to please But the lover of your choosin' is a chilly shade A trick, a tick, a silly duck But, you have made -- A SELECTION A SEL-E-E-E-E-CTION A SELECTION A SEL-E-E-E-E-CTION You get on the commercial for the t.v. tube Bob Barker asks you which vehicle you would choose You want the Cadillac or BMW And you say O-O-O-O-O-O-OKAY!! You go out on a date with your fiancee The pretty little lady with the eyes of gray You go to the bathroom to brush your teeth WHAT! NO TOOTHPASTE?!? You have to go to New york on a business trip On train, a plane, a car, or ocean ship Or you become a rock star and your mind will flip A choice of psychedelic drugs or groovy chicks You buy a pack of bubblegum from the store With two, or three, or four, or five pieces or more You take out the last piece to put in your mouth But you select the first piece Yes, you have made a selection [Repeat chorus]