You think for hours what to wear 
When you'd look stunning in anything 
I think for hours what to say 
And then mess it up as you are listening 
My legs are made of wood 
But my eyes keep on following 
This place is turning weird 
And I think turning pro 

The girls are screaming loud 
They call it a conversation 
The drinks are on the house 
That's hardly a compensation 
My legs are made of wood 
But my eyes keep on following 
Keep on following 

I had the worst night out 
I had the worst time in ages 
I had the worst night out 
I had the best time in ages 

Standing in the line 
I forget acting elegant 
Get shivers down the spine 
We should all get messed up 
You drag me closer, but I move away 
I didn't mean to be this way 

Maybe the best thing about you is that 
You know the worst things about me 
And maybe the worst thing about you is that 
You know the way I should be