Howard Abbey sang rock and roll songs
Out on the road until it all went wrong
He's been down since the band broke up
Singing them songs got him all choked up
Howard's going bald now
He feels like a hack
He thought that he was burned out
But he's back
Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show
Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show
Making that money once felt so good
Living the life like a young man should
Playing all night, getting stoned all day
Howard Abbey don't feel so great
Howard's getting fatter
He's rusty in the sack
Nothing really matters
'Cause he's back
Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show
Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show
La la la
La la la la la
La la la
La la la la la
Ladies and gentlemen
All the way from
Oxford, Mississippi
Howard
Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show
Howard
Howard
Howard's got a one man show
Howard's got a one man show
