Em
1. Come see a living, breathing spectacle only seen right here
             G
   It's your last chance in this lifetime, the line forms at the rear
       Am
   You won't believe your eyes
   Your eyes will not believe your ears
            C
   Get your money out, get ready
                            Em
   Step right up, yeah you, come here
   
2. You ain't seen nothing like him, he's the last one of the breed
   Better hold on to your, honey, honeys, don't forget to breathe
   Enter at your own risk, mister
   It might change the way you think
   There's no dancers, there's no diamonds
   No, this boy don't lip synch

              G        D
R: Here's the last man standing
              Am                  Em
   Step right up, here's the real thing
       G                D
   The last chance of a lifetime
            C          D             Em
   Come and see, hear, feel the real thing

3. See those real live calloused fingers wrapped around those guitar strings
   Kiss the lips where hurt has lingered
   It breaks your heart to hear them sing
   The songs were more than music, they were pictures from the soul
   So keep your pseudo-punk, hip-hop, pop-rock junk
   And your digital downloads

R: Here's the last...

4. Take your seats, now folks – it's showtime, hey, Patrick, hit the lights
   There's something in the air, there's magic in the night
   Now here's the band, the really play
   I'll count the first one in
   I don't know where it's going
   We all know where it's been

R: Here's the last man standing
   Step right up, here's the real thing
   The last chance of a lifetime
   To come and see, hear, feel
   The last man standing
   Step right up, here's the real thing
   The last chance of a lifetime
   Come and see, hear, feel
   The real thing, the real thing, the real thing, the real thing