Bus stop bench, Alex's Camel Crush
Courthouse speaks, Jeffersonian
Don't get mad at the city rush
When the entertainer phones it in
Duck boots on neon orange laces
Salutes us to an empty face
This ain't the time or the place
To make us all phone it in
I'm just glad I don't have to talk to
I'm just glad I don't have to talk to anyone
She's anti-social media
All of them likes just make you greedier
There's no need to be needier
When the entertainer phones it in
Nicotine gum chewing power plant
Crazy motherfuckin' river jumping tyrant
Ah-ha, I'll call you back when I can't
Well, I'm never gonna phone it in
I'm just glad I don't have to talk to
I'm just glad I don't have to talk to anyone
Oh, I'm just glad I don't have to talk to
I'm just glad I don't have to talk to anyone
And all the people say, "Blah-blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah-blah
Blah-blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah-blah
Blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah"
And all the Kweller heads say, "Shah-shah-shah, shah-shah-shah-shah-shah
La-la-la, pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa"
I'm just glad I don't have to talk to
I'm just glad I don't have to talk to anyone, n-n-n-n-no
Oh, I'm just glad I don't have to talk to
I'm so glad I don't have to talk to anyone
