If my little baby still walks this universe
I'm gonna find him, I'm gonna track him down
I'm gonna ask him when why we go bad, he runs to the good side of town
But before I go I'll put a pistol in my purse
If my little baby still walks this universe
If my little darlin' won't stay all night again
I'm gonna shower, I'm gonna curl my hair
I'm gonna squeeze myself into the red size 5, he's beggin' me to wear
Just in case I'll put the handcuffs in my purse
If my little baby still walks this universe
I ain't gonna cry all night, Like a girl done wrong in a country song
I ain't a gonna lose no sleep, feeling bad just because he's gone
I'll let the big boys talk, Smith, Wesson, De Le Renta
Now where did I put them a nylon hose, If I could just remember
My little baby won't have a snowballs chance
I'm gonna show him, I'm gonna knock him out
After runnin scared, he's gonna wonder what, the running was all about
Well just in case I'll put the chainsaw in my purse, Mmhmm
If my little baby still walks this universe
Ooo I ain't gonna cry all night, Like a girl done wrong in a country song
I ain't a gonna lose no sleep, feeling bad just because he's gone
I'll let the big boys talk, Black Decker, De Le Renta
Now where did I put them nylon hose, If I could just remember
And my little darlin' won't have a snowballs chance
I'm gonna love him, and then I'll change his mind
And then he just might guess, it ain't the dress that makes me look so fine
And with any luck, I'll keep my fingers out of my purse
Though daddy said, remember safety first
Ooo If my little baby still walks this universe
