Negative Ed
Don't play my bassline wrong, dickhead
Negative Ed
They say you're a nervous Ned
Negative Ed
Lives in my brain, out of his head
Negative Ed
He's not ok and I'm just dead

Ned
Don't bump the negative Ed
Don't bump the negative Ed
Don't bump the negative Ed
Wow

Negative Ed
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh why you so negative?

I think it's [?]
[?] My name is Ariel dickhead
Negative Ed
[?]
Negative Ed
Out of his way
He's anti-dead

Ned
Don't bump the negative Ed
Don't bump the negative Ed
Don't bump the negatory

Negatory Negatory
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Negative Ed
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Why you so negative?