I'm nuclear infected I really don't mind I just go out when the sun goes down And have a real good time I can clear out any ballgame In a minute and a half Just show up - glow up And have a real good laugh When I'm happy I glow yellow When I'm sad I glow blue And I glow red hot when I'm in bed with you I'm nuclear infected Really ain't that bad In fact it's about the best time I guess I ever had I'm nuclear infected Looking for a mate So slip on something lead, babe And go out on a date When I'm happy I glow yellow When I'm sad I glow blue, yeah And I glow red hot when I'm in bed with you Nuclear infected --- don't make me angry Nuclear infected --- don't make shake Nuclear infected --- don't get me to sneeze Nuclear infected --- that's a big mistake I want to live on Three Mile Island Where things are clean and neat 'ause we don't have no health freaks Clutterin up our streets I'm nuclear infected, I need something to eat A China Syndrome Salad with plutonium and cheese When I'm happy I glow yellow When I'm sad I glow blue And I glow red hot when I'm in bed with you